followingshade: genderconfusion: darkarts: notforpublicconsumption: ————————————————————————- stuffparty:erinmargrethe:xntrek:In case you were wondering what to buy me for my birthday … among the collection of other haunted dolls available. *plays with herself violently *screams crude comments and lies when guests are over *tries poking things in any orifice while you’re trying to sleep *positions herself in provocative poses with her bloomers down *often stinks of cheap whiskey and sex If that doll isn’t all that it’s promised to be, I’ll be wanting my money back. FFFFFFFFFFFFF. Wait, “she lived for at least 9”? Nine what? Seconds? Minutes? Hours? Days? Weeks? Months? Years? CENTURIES?

followingshade:

genderconfusion:

darkarts:

notforpublicconsumption:

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stuffparty:erinmargrethe:xntrek:In case you were wondering what to buy me for my birthday … among the collection of other haunted dolls available.

*plays with herself violently

*screams crude comments and lies when guests are over

*tries poking things in any orifice while you’re trying to sleep

*positions herself in provocative poses with her bloomers down

*often stinks of cheap whiskey and sex

If that doll isn’t all that it’s promised to be, I’ll be wanting my money back.

FFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Wait, “she lived for at least 9”? Nine what? Seconds? Minutes? Hours? Days? Weeks? Months? Years? CENTURIES?

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    Seems like a pretty cool party favor. At the very least it’d keep the guests entertained.
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